Mike Vito

Mike Vito has been a slave to gaming ever since playing his grandfather's Atari 2600. A collector of all things retro, his main focus is obtaining a full NES collection. Being a father has rekindled his spirit for Nintendo and he now spends most of his time teaching his daughter about the games of yesteryear. Check out his other work in Pat Contri’s Ultimate Nintendo: Guide to the SNES Library. Follow him @veryevilash on Twitter Current favorite games: Air Zonk, NHL Hitz 2003, Castlevania Symphony of the Night, & Super Dodgeball.

The Escapists 2 Review (Switch)

Who Knew Prison Could Be So Much Fun!   Let’s face it, criminals are entertaining. I personally love checking out public arrest record websites whenever I run out of video game news to read. Come on, you know you’ve done it too! There is just something strangely interesting about…

Super Hydorah Review (PS4)

Super Hydorah is a Shoot ‘Em Up For The Old Schoolers   The busy world of video games has seen its fair share of retro-inspired titles the last handful of years. Games like Shovel Knight, Undertale, and Slain have brought us back to the days when CRT TVs treated…

Retro Video Game Music Cover Band ‘The Mad Gear’ Unleash Their Own Video Game

Just Keep Pressing Right     If you’ve been following us here at Hey Poor Player you’ll know that we take our video game music very seriously. We’re the type of people who listen to video game music while driving our cars, working at the office, or even just…

Human: Fall Flat Review (Switch)

A Watered Down Port   When we reviewed the PC version of Human: Fall Flat in 2016, we couldn’t help be charmed by the boneless, gelatin-like character named Bob that we clumsily navigated through several thought-provoking and creative environments. The goofy controls mixed with the semi-difficult puzzles lead to…

River City: Rival Showdown Review (3DS)

Kunio Is Back In River City   Fans of the Kunio-Kun series took a trip back to medieval times with the last installment of the franchise – River City: Knights of Justice. That game, although a nice change of pace, felt a tad out of place. Sure, Kunio was…

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Review (Switch)

The World of Skyrim Now Fits In Your Backpack   As someone who has been working 12-hour rotating shift work for close to two decades now, the majority of my gaming in the past 20 years has been on a handheld. In the back of my head, I’ve always…

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