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Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Is Nintendo’s Biggest First-Party Switch Game To Date

Japanese store listing notes Super Smash Bros. Ultimate will require “16GB or more” of space With Super Smash Bros. Ulitmate’s holiday release date on the horizon, details regarding the…

Touhou Genso Wanderer Reloaded Now Available On Switch and PS4

Touhou Genso Wanderer Reloaded hits the PS4 and Switch, introduces new stories and gameplay mechanics to NISA’s 2015 adventure   NIS America today announced that Touhou Genso Wanderer Reloaded is now…

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Rainbow Six Siege Handing Out Bans For Slurs

Racism is bad. Disclaimer: Feel free to discuss the ethics of Ubisoft’s decision, but it should go without saying we enforce similar policies regarding bigotry, slurs and the like;…

Call of Cthulhu To Drive Players Into Madness Just In Time For Halloween

Cyanide Studio’s Lovecraftian RPG gets a frighteningly fitting release date Paris-based indie game developer Cyanide Studio’s Call of Cthulhu, the upcoming narrative role-playing game based on Chaosium’s pen and paper RPG,…

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Metal Gear Movie Director Wants to Make Metroid Movie

Will it finally see the light of day? Remember way, way back when John Woo attempted to adapt a Metroid movie before Nintendo ultimately decided against it? In case…

Visual Novel Steins;Gate Elite Coming To Switch, PlayStation 4, and PC Next Year

Latest title in Mages Science Adventure Series coming West next year, platform-specific bonus content revealed The visual novel Steins;Gate Elite will be making its way to the PlayStation 4,…

Touhou: Scarlet Couriosity Review (PC)

Fairies, Oni, Tengu, and Shrine Maidens! Oh My!   Ok. I need to level with you all. I have…

Bus Simulator 18 Review (PC)

All’s Fare in Love and Transport…     Simulating the mundane has been a long-standing tradition in video games.…

Bomb Chicken Review (Switch)

Spicy Chicken with a Side of High Powered Explosives, To-Go Please!       When I was tasked with…

Tempest 4000 Review (PS4)

Feed Your Head to the Web   When it comes to arcade shooters, few are quite as iconic as…

The Lion’s Song Review (Switch)

Creativity is Oft Misunderstood     I’m sure that most of you out there aren’t unfamiliar with the creative…

Shining Resonance Refrain Review (PS4)

Encore, Encore!     I don’t know about you, but I can’t help but feel at least a tiny…

Virtua Tennis 2: The Quintessential Wimbledon Experience

Experience the most relevant nearly 20-year-old tennis sim Wimbledon 2018 is over. For two weeks of every English summer, come rain or shine, everyone in England becomes a tennis…

The 7 Games You Should Keep on Your Smartphone

Get Your Gaming Folder Organized With The 7 Games You Should Keep On Your Smartphone     Let’s face it, the devices we carry around with us every day…

Banned Board Games – Quest of the Magic Ring

Banned Board Games: Episode Four – Quest of the Magic Ring? In this month’s Banned Board Games we look at Land of Legend’s Quest of the Magic Ring. This…

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6 Of The Most Overpowered Fighting Game Characters

K.O. Your Friendship   We’re a big fan of fighting games here at Hey Poor Player, and after a recent heated debate instigated by our resident overlord Francis DiPersio,…

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6 Of The Most Scathing Gaming-related Insults

They’re Really The Worst   Language, an entirely human construct, is the most powerful weapon in humankind’s arsenal. Words can inspire, generate feelings of belonging, love, laughter, and can…

Player Genderfluidity in Gaming

Celebrating Genderfluid Gamers This Pride Month   It’s been really positive seeing in recent years game developers trying to make their games more inclusive. Things certainly aren’t perfect yet,…

E3 Preview: Senran Kagura: Burst Re:Newal

More Body, More Bounce     The Senran Kaugra series has come a long way in the seven or so years that it’s existed. Although it originally started out as a…

E3 Preview: Gal Metal

Music to my Ears     It’s no secret I am very heavily into the video game music scene. Well, not “into” as in I compose video game music.…

E3 Preview: Super Neptunia RPG

More Neptune, Fewer Dimensions!     Out of all of the games that I ended up playing at this year’s E3, Super Neptunia RPG was the one that left me feeling…

E3 Preview: Fist of the North Star: Lost Paradise

Sega’s Take on Fist of the North Star is Everything You Want it to Be     In the 35 years since it first appeared on the pages of…

Banned Board Games – Quest of the Magic Ring

Banned Board Games: Episode Four – Quest of the Magic Ring? In this month’s Banned Board Games we look at Land of Legend’s Quest of the Magic Ring. This…

10 Ways Nintendo Can Dominate E3 2018

How Nintendo Could Dominate E3     With E3 just around the corner, people are beginning to speculate on what we will see at the show and who will…

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Astra Lost in Space Vol. 3 Review

Will the Astra ever make it home? As we’ve already hit the half-way point in Kenta Shinohara’s Astra Lost in Space, it’s only expected the pieces start coming together.…

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The Promised Neverland Vol. 4 Review

The most harrowing volume yet. At last, we have reached the final hour in The Promised Neverland. Following Mom’s shocking proclamation that closed the previous volume, our young trio…

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