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Friday The 13th: Ultimate Slasher Edition Review (Switch)

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Jason Takes Nintendo   Following a successful launch on PlayStation 4, Xbox One, and PC in 2017, Friday the 13th: Ultimate Slasher Edition is now available on the Switch, allowing owners of Nintendo’s hybrid console a chance to experience Gun Media and Illfonic’s grisly asymmetrical multiplayer game based on…

Utawarerumono: ZAN Review (PS4)

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Little Deception, Lots of Action     Utawarerumono: ZAN is an interesting little number. A re-telling of a previous game within the franchise, Utawarerumono: Mask of Deception, ZAN not only gives players a new take on an integral part of the Utawarerumono storyline, but does so while entirely switching game genres. As…
River City Girls

River City Girls Review (PS4)

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Place Obvious “Flipping the Script” Title Here   If you’ve been visiting Hey Poor Player for a while, you’ve probably realized that we’re huge fans of the Kunio-kun games. What’s not to love about a hot-headed rule-breaker who just can’t seem to stop punching everyone in their face? Whether…

The Ninja Saviors: Return of the Warriors Review (PS4 and Switch)

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Back with a Vengeance     Growing up, I had a lot of rather fond memories of my local video store during my elementary school years.  I’d get off of school on a Friday afternoon, and the instant I got home I’d drop everything, hop on my bike and…

Aggelos Review (PS4)

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Not Another Metroidvania There’s something to be said for learning from the past, but is it a good idea to try and recreate it wholesale? The developers of Aggelos apparently thought so, as their classic 16-bit styled Metroidvania is thoroughly reverent of the classics. Reverence, sadly, doesn’t really lend…
Blair Witch

Blair Witch Review (PC)

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Lost in the Woods   20 years, guys! It’s been 20 years since the film The Blair Witch Project scared, entertained, and confused moviegoers around the world.  Was it real? Are these actors? Why does this girl have so much snot running out of her nose? All of these questions…
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