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Top 10 Roguelikes

Jun 28, 2020 1737

Role-playing just like they did in the old days. You think you know RPG’s? You’re a regular Jon Snow if you don’t know roguelikes. A sub-genre of the standard RPG fare, roguelikes get their name from the original progenitor, Rogue, and are often characterized by a lack of graphics,…

Top 10 Free Classic Doom Engine Games

May 30, 2020 6323

The original Doom has yet to meet its doom. With Doom Eternal out and shaking the gaming world once again, it may be prudent to take a look back the roots of the series. The original Doom was released way back in 1993 and changed the gaming industry forever.…

Top 10 Sexy Resident Evil 3 Remake Mods

May 14, 2020 8355

Sexy Ladies and Sexy Gents! Jonathan desperately tries to come across as fun and sex-positive rather than creepy or clickbaity as he gives the definitive top ten ranking of the sexiest Resident Evil 3 Mods. From cosplay to kinky, this list runs the full gamut. Warning: this…

Hey Poor Player’s Top 25 Games of 2019

Mar 20, 2020 1093

Don’t Look Back in Anger There’s a popular meme format that’s coincidentally been going since we started doing these big game of the year lists four years ago. Every one has a grizzled looking, battle weary personification of the year just passed telling of the horrors they’ve seen,…

10 Of Gaming’s Best Collectibles

Feb 11, 2020 1046

Gotta Collect Em’ All! Ever since baseball cards and bubblegum, capitalism has exploited our baser human need to complete sets of similar thingies. Videogames have been no exception to the rule that items of like shape and form must be acquired and stored together for later viewing and appreciation.…

15 Gaming Villains You Secretly Loved

Jul 7, 2019 1796

Stupid Villains! It’s not like I like you or anything! You’ve heard of villains that you love to hate, but what about those ones you hate to love? We at the Hey Poor Player team have compiled a list of malevolent nasties who we had a soft spot…