Jonathan Trussler

Jonathan is HeyPoorPlayer's token British person, so expect him to thoroughly exploit this by quoting Monty Python and saying things like "Pip, pip, toodly-whotsit!" for the delight of American readers. He likes artsy-fartsy games, RPGs and RPG-Hybrids (which means pretty much everything at this point). He used to write for He's also just realised how much fun it is to refer to himself in the third person like he's The Rock or something.

Super Seducer 3: The Final Seduction Review (PC)

Third Time is the (Lack of) Charm!     It’s a truly bizarre time when the rich fantasy worlds in games rendered with increasingly advanced computer graphics are actually significantly more realistic than an FMV series focusing on dating advice. What’s most unbelievable about the Super Seducer series is…

HPP’s Top 25 Games of the Year Video Podcast

Running Down the Top 25 Games of the Year with the HPP Team   It’s a mega length video podcast where the HPP team counts down their top 25 games of 2020! There will be thrills, spills and unexpected entries! The episode was hosted and edited by Jonathan Trussler,…

Hey Poor Player’s Top 25 Games of 2020

Who Will Lock Down the Top Spot?     If someone had told me five or ten years ago that I’d be writing this in a “tier 4 lockdown” – only periodically emerging onto the empty streets to search for food and basic necessities, wearing a mask and cowering…

Chair Fucking Simulator

After I was assigned the onanistic opus Wanking Simulator to review, I often wondered if I would ever be assigned to review something quite so profoundly prestigious ever again. Recently though, I was given something with even more gravitas to appraise: Chair Fucking Simulator. 

Amnesia: Rebirth Review (PC)

With such a prestigious pedigree, can Amnesia: Rebirth be an unholy spawning of a terrible new evil worthy of its fearsome parent?

Port Royale 4 Review

Sure thar be treasure, but there also be residential zoning to be considered and tax forms to be filled! Yarr!

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