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Jonathan Trussler

Jonathan is HeyPoorPlayer's token British person, so expect him to thoroughly exploit this by quoting Monty Python and saying things like "Pip, pip, toodly-whotsit!" for the delight of American readers. He likes artsy-fartsy games, RPGs and RPG-Hybrids (which means pretty much everything at this point). He used to write for Sumonix.com. He's also just realised how much fun it is to refer to himself in the third person like he's The Rock or something.

Golem Gates Review (PC)

A Gated Community for Golems   Golem Gates casts the player as The Harbinger, a powerful masked techno-mage who is summoned for the momentous task of defeating an army of evil, nefarious red golems for the greater glory of the virtuous yellow golems. Your battle to rid the land…

Super Seducer Review (PC)

Super Seducer or Stupid Sad Sucker?   Pick-up artists and associated groups tend to prey on the minds and wallets of naive young men by promising them an easy way to have lots of sex. Though it may give them more confidence having “routines” to fall back on when…

Wartile Review (PC)

Battle Boardgame Berserkers in Wartile!     “It’s not what it looks like!” is an excuse countless people have made in their lifetimes before hastily minimising an obscene browser window, but in the case of Wartile, it’s actually true. Wartile looks like a plodding board game simulator where you’d…

Wartile Preview (PC)

The Tabletop Terror of the Vikings   “It’s not what it looks like!” is an excuse countless people have made in their lifetimes before hastily minimising an obscene browser window, but in the case of Wartile, it’s actually true. Wartile looks like a plodding board game simulator where you’d…

Hey Poor Player’s Top 25 Games of 2017

Who Will Win the Crystal Joystick This Time? Find Out in our Top 25 Games of 2017!     2016 was agreed by most to be an awful year, filled with the tragic deaths of so many beloved celebrities and deeply divisive political developments. 2017 saw the new year…

Giveaway: Win A Free Copy Of Genetic Disaster: A Co-Operative Roguelike For 4 Players

It Would be a Disaster to Miss it. To celebrate the December 15th release of Genetic Disaster, the lovely folks at Team 8 have provided us with four Steam PC copies of Genetic Disaster to giveaway to all you Hey Poor Players out there! In this cooperative rogue-like, collateral…

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