Jonathan Trussler, Author at Hey Poor Player

Wanking Simulator Review (PC)

What a Load of Old Wank When I asked our beloved Editor to assign me something for a video review, I was sincerely hoping he’d send me something prestigious, something profound; hoping I’d be able to provide a visual showcase of the sort of game that makes…

Hey Poor Player’s Top 25 Games of 2019

Don’t Look Back in Anger There’s a popular meme format that’s coincidentally been going since we started doing these big game of the year lists four years ago. Every one has a grizzled looking, battle weary personification of the year just passed telling of the horrors they’ve seen,…

Manga Gamer Has Massive Steam Sale On Visual Novels

Get ‘Em While They’re Cheap! If you’ve got a hankering for reading a novel while cutesy anime characters stare at you from a 3/4 perspective with their massive eyes, Manga Gamer is having a big sale that should cater for your interests! With well over forty games on sale…

Rimworld: Royalty Expansion Released Today

Live Like a King or More Likely Die Like One Fans of the rather brilliant frontier space colony management game Rimworld will be delighted to know that a brand spanking new expansion has been released today. Even better, it’s rather sizable too! First off, royal titles are…

Yakuza Remastered Collection Review (PS4)

Triple Trouble for Kazuma Middle age is often a time when one slows down and adopts a more ponderous attitude to life; sipping wine instead of swilling beer, swapping shoes for sandals and worrying about one’s pension rather than partying down. However, for Kazuma Kiryu, protagonist of…

10 Of Gaming’s Best Collectibles

Gotta Collect Em’ All! Ever since baseball cards and bubblegum, capitalism has exploited our baser human need to complete sets of similar thingies. Videogames have been no exception to the rule that items of like shape and form must be acquired and stored together for later viewing and…