Jonathan Trussler

Jonathan is HeyPoorPlayer's token British person, so expect him to thoroughly exploit this by quoting Monty Python and saying things like "Pip, pip, toodly-whotsit!" for the delight of American readers. He likes artsy-fartsy games, RPGs and RPG-Hybrids (which means pretty much everything at this point). He used to write for He's also just realised how much fun it is to refer to himself in the third person like he's The Rock or something.

Filament Review (PC)

Knitting With Light     Watch the video review above or read the written review below!   Filament is a sci-fi puzzle game about an engineer who operates a droid that fixes terminals by threading a glowing string around columns. It’s basically like knitting – if knitting was so…

Biped Review (PC)

Two Legs Are Better Than One!     Watch the video review above or read the written version below! Biped has the cutesy, sweet, childlike aesthetic of the Pixar film Wall-E with gameplay that encourages vigorous, intensive, blasphemous swearing at your co-op partner. Biped casts you as an adorable…

Resident Evil 3 Remake Review (PC)

Just When You Thought You’d Escaped Nemesis They Go and Remake Him!     You can watch the video review above or read the written version below!   I’ll admit it: I’m a big fan of Resident Evil 4 onwards, but I find it hard to go back to…

Wanking Simulator Review (PC)

What a Load of Old Wank     When I asked our beloved Editor to assign me something for a video review, I was sincerely hoping he’d send me something prestigious, something profound; hoping I’d be able to provide a visual showcase of the sort of game that makes…

Hey Poor Player’s Top 25 Games of 2019

Don’t Look Back in Anger   There’s a popular meme format that’s coincidentally been going since we started doing these big game of the year lists four years ago. Every one has a grizzled looking, battle weary personification of the year just passed telling of the horrors they’ve seen,…

Manga Gamer Has Massive Steam Sale On Visual Novels

Get ‘Em While They’re Cheap! If you’ve got a hankering for reading a novel while cutesy anime characters stare at you from a 3/4 perspective with their massive eyes, Manga Gamer is having a big sale that should cater for your interests! With well over forty games on sale…

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