Donkey Kong Junior Retro Review (Arcade)

I can't lie. I wasn't a part of the golden days of arcade gaming. Hell, my birth alone in 1983 is actually the cataclysmic event that caused the video game crash of the '80s. While the world was infatuated with...

The Eternal Question: Platformer vs. RPG (Part I)

At risk of sounding like a pariah on a gaming site, I really have no desire to play Call of Duty or Halo. In a videogame world dominated by FPS shooters (I’m looking at you Halo players), there have always been two stalwart standbys for me. Thankfully, I had…

Rampage Retro Review (PC)

Our newest editor Burtacamoose takes smashes through your city, leaving behind nothing but a retro review for Rampage for the Master System.

Metal Slug Retro Review (Neo Geo)

This week we review the Neo Geo's flagship run and gun shooter.

The NES Turns 25: HPP’s 25 Most Memorable NES Games

Hey Poor Player celebrates the Nintendo Entertainment System's 25th anniversary with a look back at 25 of the system's most memorable titles.

Shining the Holy Ark – Retro Review (Sega Saturn)

This week we take a plunge into the dark catacombs of our collection to take a look at Sega's superb spiritual successor to Shining in the Darkness.

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