Movie Reviews

Justice League Review

Avengers, Assemble— Oh, Wait . . . Justice League is a solid film. From its earliest moments, through its opening credits (an area I think the DCEU consistently nails), Justice League had me hooked—and it kept me thoroughly entertained throughout its two-hour-long runtime. Full of impressive (and sometimes unique) action…
A Silent Voice 6

A Silent Voice Movie Review

A story that does not deserve to go unheard Anime tends to focus a lot on less realistic stories with more supernatural or futuristic settings. It’s not too often that we get an animated work that focuses on a realistic story in a grounded setting. A Silent Voice is…
IT Movie Review

IT Movie Review (2017)

Can’t Sleep, Clown Will Eat Me! If you’ve ever had a fear of clowns in your life (or retain one to this day) no doubt some jackass is going to jokingly suggest that you see the movie It. Based on the novel from the master of horror himself, Stephen…

Spider-Man: Homecoming Review

He’s more than just your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.   Spider-Man: Homecoming is the most grounded movie yet in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, creating more tension from the threat of an illegal weapons dealer than an alien invasion or the destruction of the universe itself. The movie is personal, thriving…
Wonder Woman Review

Wonder Woman Review

“You Are Stronger Than You Believe.” This review is a week late in the making. But to be fair, Wonder Woman is years late to the silver screen. Therefore I don’t feel bad saying in terms of both the movie, and the Hey Poor Player review section, that it’s…

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales Review

Dead in the water Good evening. I know that Hey Poor Player is a videogame website, and that even when we do film reviews they’re usually films that have some connection to what we nebulously refer to as “geek culture,” like Doctor Strange. I’m not sure whether or not…

Join Our Discord!

Join Our Discord!

Click the icon above to join our Discord! Ask a Mod or staff member to make you a member to see all the channels.

Review Archives

  • 2017 (387)
  • 2016 (430)
  • 2015 (174)
  • 2014 (91)
  • 2013 (30)
  • 2012 (11)
  • 2011 (9)
  • 2010 (12)