Heather Johnson, Author at Hey Poor Player

Bunny Park Review (PC)

I got buns, hun One of the worst parts of being sick or burned out is how hard it is to perform normal tasks and functions. I’ve been really feeling it this past week; normally — after coming home from a long day at work — playing video games…

Lisa Flashes a Smile and Leg in Newly Discovered ‘P.T.’ Footage

Awww… ewwww??? On the heels of his viral P.T. video from last month, YouTuber Lance McDonald — with the assistance of Boundary Break — has made even more unusual discoveries in the game that has seemingly refused to yield its secrets, including the map of the so-called endless hallway and…

Winter Fury: Longest Road Review (Oculus Rift S)

WWII: A Tank in a Tank Cute tank night idea: go watch 1917, then play Winter Fury: Longest Road. Developed by Spidermonk Entertainment and published by 10th Reality, Winter Fury: Longest Road is the VR tank game we’ve been waiting for. Available on Steam, Winter Fury: Longest Road is sure to please…

Ski Jumping Pro VR Review (PC)

It’s like skiing with your hands Confession: I grew up in Utah, but I’ve never been skiing. Shocking, I know — especially considering I was there for the 2002 Winter Olympics — but skiing has a fairly high barrier to entry in terms of equipment, time, patience, cold-adaptability, desire…

Wattam Review (PC)

God bless Keita Takahashi When Katamari Damacy first came onto the scene, I think we all knew something different — something unrelentingly silly — was happening. It quickly became my favorite game, its upbeat soundtrack juxtaposed to the random sounds of dozens of items being picked up and fused…

What Playing Through My Backlog As My 2019 New Year’s Resolution Taught Me About Happiness

The Four Noble Truths learned through gaming in 2019 “I’m going to play more video games this year.” I remember the look on my husband’s face when I told him my New Year’s Resolution for 2019: confusion. “You mean, more than you already do?” He had asked, puzzled. I…