Christian Angeles, Author at Hey Poor Player

5 Favorite Easter Eggs From Astro’s Playroom

This Is The ‘Where’s Waldo?’ of PlayStation Easter Eggs Like many others, I was unable to get my hands on a Sony PlayStation 5 upon launch. And it wasn’t until two months later after I — and several beloved friends of mine — had tried almost daily to…

Astro’s Playroom Review (PS5)

I-Am-As-Tro-Bot! As-Tro-Bot! While the Super Nintendo was the console that introduced me to gaming, it was the Sony PlayStation that gave me my gaming foundations. From Final Fantasy to Tekken to Twisted Metal and Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater, so many of my first gaming memories came from the PlayStation.…

Drunken Fist Review (PS4)

I’m Not as Think as you Drunk I Am *HIC* When I hear the words “drunken fist”, I think of the drunk boxing fighting style, Jackie Chan, and perhaps just a bit of Rock Lee. I’ve been in my fair share of fights when I was younger,…

Final Fantasy VII Remake: Cloud Strife’s Love Life

We Take a Look at Cloud’s Many Baes in the FFVII Remake Cloud plus Tifa or Aerith (or perhaps Aeris for you purists)? This romantic love triangle has piqued the interest of many FFVII fans for the past twenty years. But whereas the original edition was a lot…

Everything We Know About Final Fantasy VII Remake Part 2

Saving The Planet From Albino-Samurais and Corporate Megalomaniacs Can’t Wait in Final Fantasy VII Remake! Square Enix’s Final Fantasy VII Remake was a smash hit in 2020. With over 5 million units sold, this long-anticipated sequel proved to be Square Enix’s best-ever digital release in history. It made several…

Opinion: Cyberpunk 2077 Sucks And That’s Okay

It May Be The Worst AAA Launch Of a Videogame Ever, But it’s Still Worth a Stocking-Stuffer. Last Christmas, I decided to play The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt for what was meant to be a one-off review after having watched the Netflix original series. Two months and 300…