Delano Cuzzucoli, Author at Hey Poor Player

Stela Review (PC)

Another Stela performance from some stellar people. For a time, it seemed that platform games were far too numerous and pretentious. During the 8-bit and 16-bit eras, it was as if every second game was some corporate-ordered bit of kid-friendly candy saturated in colors and made to appeal to…

2000 AD Makes Judge Dredd Collection Free

Dredd The Ides Of March What with most of the world running on reserve and a sizable chunk of the population under lockdown, it’s good to see a bunch of nice folks offer stuff for free. In these stressful and uncertain times especially, we need escapism more than ever.…

Effie Review (PC)

Youth is wasted on the young. Last year, PC users were treated to the releases of Spyro The Dragon and Crash Bandicoot on their platform of choice. It’s nice, but there are still a number of top-notch 3D platformers that desperately need to see a release on the venerable…

A New Virtual Boy Game Is In The Works

Dead Red Redemption! Oh, wow. Now here is a console I never imagined would receive a homebrew title. Yan’s World is an upcoming platform game being released for Nintendo’s ill-fated, eyeball-destroying 3D portable console. It involves what looks like an onion complete with Sonic shoes going through a very…

Altered Beast Fan Game Roars To Life

Come back to the arcades one more time Those of us who are retro heads probably grew up in the arcades, and it’s titles like Altered Beast that were specifically catered to suck up all our quarters. We’ve never been wanting for a chance to be able to revisit…

Now You Can Be Both A Lover And A Fighter In The King Of Fighters ALLSTAR

Put Your Fists Up! If you’ve got The King of Fighters ALLSTAR on your mobile device, you’re in for some good news leading up to Valentine’s Day. In celebration of Cupid’s world tour, several rewards will be offered to players that log into the game from now until the 17th of…