Delano Cuzzucoli

Delano Cuzzucoli
Delano is a lifelong gamer who resides in the city of Johannesburg in South Africa. He's also a political student, artist, geek, writer, historian, skeptic, linguaphile, IT nerd and electronic music fan. An eccentric lover of the strange and beautiful who is equal parts harmony and discord.

Worship Is A Game That Lets You Run Cults With Your Friends

Worship is an upcoming simulation with Lovecraft influences, allowing multiple players to control bloody cults.

Slow Mole Is A New Platformer For The NES

Slow Mole is an upcoming homebrew NES puzzle-platformer with positively brutal, extremely rage-inducing difficulty.

Relive The Original X-COM With OpenXcom

Adding a whole new meaning to ancient aliens Gosh, the original X-COM is pretty old. It came out way back in the early nineties! The franchise has gained a cult following, and new games, for better and for worse, have come and gone over the decades. But the very…

R-Type Final 2 Shoots For The Stars This April

Definitely our Type of game The return of R-Type is a welcome treat for fans of the shmup genre, and this April we’ll all get treated to R-Type Final 2, the latest entry in the long-running shoot ’em up series, regardless of which console or PC we own. There’ll…

Dead By Daylight Gets A New Chapter

It’s time for the victims to face the music Dead By Daylight is anything but dead. In the five-odd years since its release, it has only gained popularity with its polished presentation and nods to horror tropes. And its a gift that keeps giving, especially since a new chapter…
Daft Punk Alive

Experience Daft Punk Virtually With This Mod For Vinyl Reality

This Vinyl Reality Daft Punk mod makes the game harder, better, faster, stronger The news of Daft Punk‘s retirement came as a mighty blow to electronic music fans the world over, including many of us here at Hey Poor Player. Besides the reality that we’re not going to receive…

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