Delano Cuzzucoli, Author at Hey Poor Player

Demon Pit Review (PC)

What sort of fresh Hell is this? With the re-emergence of classic first person-shooter tropes, the sub-genres of arena shooter and horde shooter have been thrust into the spotlight yet once again. They’re very niche in an already extremely niche genre, being kinda shallow and mindless but nonetheless good,…

Desert Strike-inspired Game In The Works

Get to the Megachopper now! Remember Desert Strike and its sequel Jungle Strike? They were all the rage years ago, though they have flown under the radar these past few decades, pun intended. It doesn’t help that the last few titles in the series, Soviet Strike and Nuclear Strike, were…

Classic FPS Kingpin Is Returning

The criminally-underrated first person shooter will be making a comeback. Kingpin was a game I only found out about many years after its release. It became a cult classic; a lost Quake 2 engine title that seems to have slipped through the cracks. Though it’s not hard to see…

Ghostbusters Hack Makes The Game Decent 33 Years Later

Retro refit of phantasmal fun. Ghostbusters for the NES has reached a status that is comparable to a modern urban legend. It’s notorious for its bland graphics, broken and unbalanced gameplay mechanics, and laughably bad typos and mistranslations. The game’s infamy got a major boost when it was covered…

Holy Hoth – Late Pope Now In Star Wars Battlefront 2

A Cardinal sin. Video game modding is such a weird and wonderful thing, isn’t it? It gives players the ability to alter their favorite games in any way they see fit. Redesign levels? You got it. Fix bugs? Dang right. Add new content that has absolutely nothing whatsoever to…

Would You Like Some Silent Hill In Your Fallout 4?

Just a whisper in the dark. Yeah, we kinda need a new game set in the Silent Hill universe. Like, badly. Until that elusive dream materializes, we can placate ourselves by adding some Silent Hill effects into our current library of games. One such example is the Whispering Hills…