Delano Cuzzucoli, Author at Hey Poor Player

Microcosmum: Survival Of Cells Review (Late To The Game)

Adding a whole new meaning to “gaming on your cell”. It’s great how diversified the strategy genre has become. From real-time strategy to tower defense to grand strategy, there’s a ton of different ways to dominate your opponent with some clever clicks. One of the more interesting ideas…

Sonic Mania Plus Review (PC)

This sure ain’t no sub-Sonic production. I can honestly say without hyperbole that Sonic Mania is the best Sonic game in years, perhaps decades. It’s not that Sonic fans are impossible to please; it’s that Sonic Team has struggled to understand that fans don’t want 3D, melodrama, voice…

Agony Review (PC)

The Agony of defeat. We all know that Hell is a popular setting for a great many video games. But almost certainly, games with a Hellish theme are action-orientated. Did you ever think that Hell deserves a more thoughtful approach? It would make for very interesting nightmare material to…

Caromble! Preview

We can hear a Caromble in the jungle. Ya know, there’s just something so pure and entertaining about Breakout or Arkanoid-style games. They make for great first-time projects for developers, and it’s a relaxing no-brainer to whack a ball around and watch it destroy bricks. Still, it’s occasionally pleasant…

A.R.E.S. Extinction Agenda EX Review (Late To The Game)

Seeing through your agenda. The Mega Man series is an interesting chapter in the long history of video games. With a few disappointments and plenty of beloved hits, it’s easy to belt out a working formula. Among these are the 8 bit-styled ninth and ten entries in the…

Apocryph Preview

A battle between good and medieval. Please note: although Apocryph has released on Steam and is not an Early Access title, the developers have indicated that the game is not in a finished state and still has a lot more content and improvements forthcoming. To this end, we…