Delano Cuzzucoli, Author at Hey Poor Player

Bloom is a crazy fusion between Blood and Doom

I’m talking about Doom. Bloody, bloody Doom. Doom and Blood are easily two of the most popular retro shooters. But have you ever wondered which one reigns supreme? Or have you been at a loss to decide which one to play? Probably not, but nonetheless this potential conundrum is…

Polyroll Review (PC)

We’re on a Polyroll here, folks! When most people think of Sonic The Hedgehog, the first thing that comes to mind is ridiculous manimal drama speed. But there were a few other aspects to the character’s original moveset, including his spin attack and rolling ability. What if you shifted the…

Time Recoil Review (Late To The Game)

The time is right. Imagine my delight when I discovered that the people behind the fabulous shooters Crimsonland and Neon Chrome made another top-down affair. I’ve always been a huge fan of their work! And I was even more ecstatic when I heard that the central mechanic is slowing…

Super Phantom Cat Review (PC)

This platform game may just cat-ch your fancy. Knocking Mario and Sonic off their lofty perches as kings of platform games is no easy feat. This is especially true when it comes to the PC, which notoriously lacks the adventures of everybody’s favorite red plumber and awkward Italian stereotype…

Ion Fury Review (PC)

A match Maiden heaven. Let’s address the elephant in the room before we get started: Ion Maiden has had its share of controversy, from legal disputes with a certain heavy metal band to including some off-color jokes that the developers have decided to leave in. While I don’t endorse…

Blood: Fresh Supply Review (PC)

Blood will flow. Wow, has it really been more than two decades since the original Blood released? I remember downloading and playing the demo as a wee lad in high school. But it’s true: this game is old enough to be able to buy alcohol in many countries. However,…