Delano Cuzzucoli, Author at Hey Poor Player

Revulsion Review (PC)

The best rootin’, tootin’, and lootin’ voxel FPS yet. Mixing up genres is a bit of a hit-or-miss undertaking. It may be argued that some gameplay styles are so fundamentally different from one another that they have no place being fused together. On the other hand, when mixing works,…

3D Realms Announces New FPS Powered by the Quake 1 Engine

You’ll be Quakin’ in your boots. Recently, 3D Realms delighted old-school FPS fans by announcing Ion Maiden, a new shooter made in an updated Build engine. Now, these same fans are about to be delighted again because 3D Realms has announced an upcoming FPS called WRATH: AEON OF…

Re-Legion Review (PC)

The road to Hell is paved with good intentions. In the original Age Of Empires, one of the most memorable missions involved using a lone Babylonian priest to build an entire nation and army through the process of conversion. Even in that game’s skirmishes, using priests to build an…

Clinically Dead Review (PC)

You might as well kill yourself; you’re already dead. Ever since the dawn of Portal over a decade ago (holy cow, can you believe so much time has passed?), the first-person puzzler field has exploded with an array of both affectionate homages and shameless attempts at cloning. Some of…

Suffer Review (PC)

When you are Suffering, know that I have betrayed you. With the onslaught of indie first-person shooters, it seems like everyone is having a stab at crafting their own take on an FPS. Many of these take inspiration from the heyday of the genre back in 1990’s. Some become…

Project Warlock Review (PC)

Warlock, stock, and barrel. Very few people will deny that picking up a gun in a video game and killing monsters is an oddly relaxing experience. But what’s even more puzzling is how the relaxation factor is increased tenfold when you swap out your shotgun for a stave.…