Delano Cuzzucoli, Author at Hey Poor Player

Aquanox Deep Descent Review (PC)

Prepare to have your assets liquidated. If you’re of slightly older stock, you may remember the original AquaNox games from the end of the 1990’s and the early 2000’s. They were a series of vehicle games somewhat like Descent in that they allowed for six degrees of freedom (6DOF…

Club Dread: Strobophagia Is An Upcoming EDM Horror Game

It’s all about bass-ic survival. Now here’s a thing. It’s not very often that EDM aesthetics feature in video games. As somebody who grew up on a diet of steady club beats, I find the situation to be regrettable. It’s even rarer (if not unheard of) to find EDM…

Serious Sam 4 Review (PC)

A Seriously fun time to be had Ah, good ol’ Serious Sam. The original game was a surprise hit for what was essentially a tech demo and budget title. Now that 20 years have passed, two things are abundantly clear: one, that age and existential crisis go hand-in-hand,…

BPM: Bullets Per Minute Review (PC)

A Whole Different Kind Of Technological Boom Although considered a genre unto itself, the truth is that first-person shooters are but a template. Over the years, many differing game styles have been built on the foundation of FPS, meshing it with role-playing, platforming, and random level generation. Obviously,…

Iron Harvest Review (PC)

Oh, The Sweet, Sweet Iron-y I’ll say it right off the bat: the gaming community is in dire, dire need of real-time strategy games. Though there is a robust library available on platforms like Steam, the selection available is somewhat lacking, especially when compared to other genres…

BPM: BULLETS PER MINUTE Preview (PC)

A shooting Experience That Just Can’t Be Beat Yeah, it was bound to happen sooner or later: a first-person shooter rhythm game. I mean, why not? What are games but a set of complex moves that can be tabulated? Either way, there’s just something trance-inducing about a beat,…