Delano Cuzzucoli, Author at Hey Poor Player

Hellbound Review (PC)

Not a single good intention in sight The fact that 90’s shooters are as popular as ever is a testament to their sound design philosophy. Of course, the catalogue is as extensive as ever, what with a steady stream of retro-styled shooters gracing our screens on a…

This Early Access FPS Will Leave You S.C.A.R’d

This is definitely one S.C.A.R. you would like to pick. Serious Sam is probably one of the most niche FPS games ever created. Eschewing corridor-navigating, puzzle-solving, and key-hunting, the Sam games distill the shooter formula down to its most primal aspects and has the player mowing down hundreds of…

Diablo II Turns 20, Blizzard Celebrates

Blizzard wants Diablo fans to have a devil of a time. It’s Diablo II‘s 20th anniversary. Like, wow. As if I needed any further confirmation of my advancing age, the game is old enough to drink alcohol in most countries and states. Anyway. The folks at Blizzard are very…

3dSen Is Now In Early Access on Steam

Adding some new depth to old, classic games. It’s not often that we hear of emulators being sold on Steam. 3dSen is a bit of an oddity, having grabbed the attention of retro games for a number of years long before Steam got wind of it. 3dSen is a…

Exophobia Is An Upcoming Wolfenstein-like FPS

No need to be afraid of this particular Exophobia. Despite its sheer primitiveness, the 2.5D gameplay of the original Wolfenstein games have a certain charm to them. Of course, I mean Wolfenstein from our friends at id. But yeah, an FPS without a y-axis can indeed be fun. And…

Top 10 Roguelikes

Role-playing just like they did in the old days. You think you know RPG’s? You’re a regular Jon Snow if you don’t know roguelikes. A sub-genre of the standard RPG fare, roguelikes get their name from the original progenitor, Rogue, and are often characterized by a lack of graphics,…