Francis DiPersio

Frank has been the caffeine-fueled evil overlord of HeyPoorPlayer since 2008. He speaks loudly and carries a big stick to keep the staff of the HPP madhouse in check. A collector of all things that blip and beep, he has an extensive collection of retro consoles and arcade machines crammed into his house. Currently playing: Chorus (XSX), Battlefield 2042 (XSX), Xeno Crisis (Neo Geo)

Kingdom of the Dead Review (PC)

Kingdom of the Dead Review: A Bloody Good Time, But This Retro FPS Is In Need Of Some Polish   Developed by indie outfit Dirigo Games, Kingdom of the Dead wears its inspiration proudly on its sleeves. Like New Blood Interactive’s gloriously gory Dusk, it pays tribute to the…

Pre-Orders Open Today For 13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim On Switch

Physical Edition Pre-orders Of 13 Sentinels Aegis Rim Will Include Art Cards, New Trailer Showcases A World In Calamity With the game’s release less than two months away, physical and digital pre-orders have opened up for the Switch port of Atlus and Vanillaware’s latest epic 13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim.…

The King of Fighters XV Review (PS5)

The King of Fighters XV Review: Long Live The King     When it debuted in 2016, The King of Fighters XIV pushed SNK’s long-running 3-on-3 fighting game series in a bold new direction with its updated mechanics, fresh characters, and a new 3D engine. Now, six years and…

Dying Light 2 Guide: 5 Best Combat Skills

These 5 Combat Skills Will Make Your Time In Villedor Much Easier In Dying Light 2   Dying Light 2’s setting of Vielledor is a dangerous place where threats lurk around every corner. Upon taking your first steps in this ruined city, it’s easy to become overwhelmed by all…

Dying Light 2 Review (Xbox Series X)

Dying Light 2 Review: Taking The Series To New Heights     Dying Light 2 has been a long time coming. Announced at E3 2018, the sequel to Techland’s 2015 open-world survival horror RPG saw numerous delays and lengthy periods of radio silence over the course of its development.…

Clockwork Aquario Review (PS4)

Clockwork Aquario Review: Better Late Than Never   Clockwork Aquario is a game with a unique history, to say the least. Developed by Westone, the studio behind the Wonder Boy series, this side-scrolling platformer was supposed to find its way to arcades in 1992. However, despite being essentially complete,…

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