Francis DiPersio

Frank has been the caffeine-fueled evil overlord of HeyPoorPlayer since 2008. He speaks loudly and carries a big stick to keep the staff of the HPP madhouse in check. A collector of all things that blip and beep, he has an extensive collection of retro consoles and arcade machines crammed into his house. Currently playing: Chorus (XSX), Battlefield 2042 (XSX), Xeno Crisis (Neo Geo)

Return To Monkey Island Sets Sail For Adventure With Debut Gameplay Trailer

Get Your First Look At Guybrush Threepwood And His Crew In This Debut Gameplay Footage Of Return To Monkey Island, Coming To Switch & PC This Year   During today’s Nintendo Direct Mini, Terrible Toybox, Devolver Digital, and Lucasfilm Games showcased the first-ever gameplay footage for Return to Monkey…

Fobia – St. Dinfna Hotel Review (PS5)

Fobia – St. Dinfna Hotel Review: You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave     Fobia – St. Dinfna Hotel wears its ghastly inspiration proudly on its shredded, bloodied sleeves. Developed by Brazilian outfit Pulsatrix Studios, it sticks closely to the formula established…

Arcaea’s Final Main Story Pack Is Coming Next Month

Mobile rhythm game Arcaea’s final curtain call is slated for July 7, newcomers can save big with a limited-time bundle Arcaea, the popular free-to-play, arcade-style mobile rhythm game from UK-based studio Iowiro, will soon be receiving its fifth and final Main Story Pack. Titled “Final Verdict”, the update will…

Final Vendetta Review (PS5)

Final Vendetta Review: These Streets Will Make You Want To Rage When Bitmap Bureau and publisher Numskull Games announced Final Vendetta earlier this year, it quickly became one of my most anticipated titles of 2022. After all, I enjoyed the UK-based studio’s previous offerings, Xeno Crisis and Battle Axe,…

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Shredder’s Revenge Review (PC)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Shredder’s Revenge Review: Dotemu And Tribute Games Raise The Bar For The Beat-‘Em-Up Genre   It’s not often a game like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Shredder’s Revenge comes along. And when it does, boy, is it a special occasion. Developed by Dotemu and Tribute Games,…

Soulstice Channels Berserk And Devil May Cry In the Best Of Ways

Hey Poor Player goes hands-on with Soulstice, an ambitious dual-protagonist hack-and-slasher from Reply Game Studios and Modus Games Looking and feeling every bit the part of a dark fusion of Devil May Cry and Kentaro Miura’s Berserk, Soulstice makes a strong first impression with its fast-paced combat and moody,…

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