Francis DiPersio

Frank has been the caffeine-fueled evil overlord of HeyPoorPlayer since 2008. He speaks loudly and carries a big stick to keep the staff of the HPP madhouse in check. A collector of all things that blip and beep, he has an extensive collection of retro consoles and arcade machines crammed into his house. Currently playing: Dodonpachi Dai-Ou-Jou (Arcade), Shovel Knight: Treasure Trove (Switch), Neo Turf Masters (Neo Geo)

Unbound: Worlds Apart Review (Switch)

Unbound: Worlds Apart Review: Out Of This World   It may be hard to believe, but it’s been nearly 25 years since Castlevania: Symphony of the Night was released for the PlayStation. Konami’s 1997 classic single-handedly established the Metroidvania genre as we know it. And even today, the genre…

How To Defeat Eos, God Of Unity In Eldest Souls

Having A Ball – How To Defeat Eos, God of Unity in Eldest Souls Found slumbering in a shrine in the northwest corner of The Crossroads, Eos, God of Unity is an elemental spirit that fights using scorching fire and torrents of water. While your battle with The Guardian…

How To Defeat The Guardian In Eldest Souls

The Bigger They Are, The Harder They Fall – How To Defeat The Guardian In Eldest Souls   Congratulations, you’ve made it through Eldest Souls‘ tutorial fight with the Watchdog. Now, things are about to get real as you you’re about to face the game’s first real boss battle.…

Eldest Souls Review (PS5)

Eldest Souls Review: What A Rush   Developed by Italian indie outfit Fallen Flag Studio, Eldest Souls is a brutal boss-rush soulslike with an outstanding 16-bit aesthetic. The game artfully combines Dark Souls‘ oppressive atmosphere and style of worldbuilding with Furi‘s focus on epic duels. With frenetic combat, challenging…

Sniper Elite VR Review (Oculus Rift)

Sniper Elite VR Review: A New View To A Kill   I’ve always enjoyed Rebellion’s Sniper Elite series. There’s just something so satisfying about sneaking around behind enemy lines, lining up the perfect killing shot, and sending a well-placed bullet between the eyes of a Nazi general from a…

Valvatorez and Pleinair Join Disgaea 6’s Roster Of Misfits Today

Valvatorez and Pleinair join forces with Zed as part of Disgaea 6’s latest DLC, now available on the Switch eShop Disgaea 4: A Promise Unforgotten‘s sardine-loving protagonist Valvatorez and the mascot class character Pleinair are now available as DLC for Disgaea 6: Defiance of Destiny. Both characters are now…

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