Francis DiPersio

Frank has been the caffeine-fueled evil overlord of HeyPoorPlayer since 2008. He speaks loudly and carries a big stick to keep the staff of the HPP madhouse in check. A collector of all things that blip and beep, he has an extensive collection of retro consoles and arcade machines crammed into his house. Currently playing: Dodonpachi Dai-Ou-Jou (Arcade), Shovel Knight: Treasure Trove (Switch), Neo Turf Masters (Neo Geo)

Fight Crab Review (Switch)

The First Rule Of Fight Crab Is You Don’t Talk About Fight Crab Fight Crab is, without question, the strangest game I’ve ever played in my entire life. And let me tell you, I’ve played some pretty weird stuff over the past three decades. Developed by Mastiff, Fight Crab…

13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim Now Available For PS4

Kaiju-busting RPG 13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim bursts onto the PS4. Check out the launch trailer here. Publisher Atlus West has announced that Vanillaware’s latest epic, 13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim, is now available for the PS4. Featuring 13 intertwining stories, the game is a sci-fi mystery RPG from the team behind…

AtGames’ Legends Universal Firmware Introduces New Features, Games, And More

Legends Universal Firmware version 5.x improves pAOX functionality, adds Taito Game Packs, and a vertical display mode. AtGames has released a new universal firmware update to introduce a host of new features to its line of Legends home arcade devices. The Legends Universal Firmware version 5.x introduces a host…

Remothered: Broken Porcelain Preview

Remothered: Broken Porcelain is shaping up to be a sanity-shattering sequel that no horror fan will want to miss.

Poison Control Aims To Cure Your Boring Shooter Blues Next Year

Coming to the PS4 and Switch next year, check out Poison Control’s infectious announcement trailer here. Publisher NIS America today announced that Poison Control will be making its way to the PlayStation 4 and Nintendo Switch next year. Developed by the team behind Penny-Punching Princess and The Princess Guide, Poison Control…

Disgaea 6: Defiance of Destiny Launches On Switch Next Summer

The first new game in six years, Disgaea 6: Defiance of Destiny brings 3D visuals and new mechanics to NIS’s long-running SRPG series NIS America today announced that Disgaea 6: Defiance of Destiny will be bringing the quirky SRPG series’ tactical role-playing action to the Switch in the summer…

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