Burtacamoose is a guy that likes to write. Whenever someone will let him, or better yet pay him, he’ll write. Sometimes, he even blathers on at his own site,, between writing his novels and short stories. As a member of the thirty-something generation of gamers, he enjoys retro-titles, platformers, RPGs, shooters, puzzles, word games, and things that are flat out weird. He has been writing for HeyPoorPlayer since early 2011. Favorite Game: Castlevania: Symphony of the Night

Unplugged: Unknown Armies – Third Edition (Play)

Everyone knows there’s something that’s just wrong in this world…   Sometimes, weird things just happen. You’ll find yourself walking home one night and suddenly, it’s raining frogs. There’s this guy on the corner who yells crazy shit while you’re on your lunch break, but every so often something comes true…

Dishonored: The Corroded Man – Book Review

Dishonored: The Corroded Man offers a foreboding glimpse back into Dunwall

Zenith Review (PS4)

Zenith: Swords and Profanity It’s a standard fantasy RPG day as Zenith opens: the sky is clear, the new fallen snow is fresh atop the mountains, and an Elf is getting ready to take your head off while barbershop singing spiders watch. Wait. What? The Setup Zenith is the story…

Deus Ex: Mankind Divided Review (PS4)

Two Weeks In Prague With Deus Ex Warning: contains some spoilers from Deus Ex: Human Revolution For those of us who have waited with baited breath for the return of our favorite vent-exploiting, energy bar-dependent, ‘non-lethal’ takedown machine, the past two weeks have likely been good ones. Deus Ex…

Deus Ex – Black Light Book Review

James Swallow returns with his third entry in the game's cyberpunk universe's fiction series, Deus Ex: Black Light.

The Complete Aliens Book Review: Omnibus – Vol. 1

Get Three Times the Aliens Without Having To Admit Alien 3 Existed! I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that you know about Aliens. Capital A. The ones made famous in 1979 by Ridley Scott, H.R. Giger, and Sigourney Weaver. It’s no surprise that the…

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