Gary Swallow

Gary is a sarcastic asshole, who sometimes writes things for Hey Poor Player. He dreams of fire, chains and demons. Some people call these nightmares.

Titanfall 2 Is Launching This October

Release Date Accidentally Dropped During Pre-E3 Rehearsal     The release date for Respawn Entertainment’s Titanfall 2 has accidentally been confirmed, during the rehearsal for its pre-E3 conference online. Vince Zampella, has since addressed the issues via his Twitter page, and released the full HD video on YouTube. During the…

Microsoft Offering Free Xbox Live and Games

E3? More Like Freebie   Xbox owners who are not already Gold Members get the chance to try out the service for free this weekend, June 9-12. This marks the first time that both Xbox One and Xbox 360 Live members without a Gold membership can play online with…

Overwatch Review (PC)

Danger via Dreamworks. In an oversaturated genre, Overwatch somehow borrows the formulaic tropes of first-person shooters and becomes something quite refreshing and original. Blizzard’s first venture into the competitive shooter scene is an extremely well-polished and gorgeous experience that establishes the fundamentals and excels with new ideas and gameplay. Overwatch…

Batman: Return To Arkham Coming To PS4 and Xbox One

Arkham Asylum and Arkham City Get The Spit and Polish Treatment   In what seems to be the ever redundant, conspicuously contrived money grab, Warner Brothers has announced the Batman: Return To Arkham will be coming to current-gen consoles in July.  The $50 package includes both Batman: Arkham Asylum and…

The Creators Of Bulletstorm Are Making A New AAA Shooter

People Can Fly Announces A New Project In The Works     Polish developer People Can Fly CEO Sebastian Wojciechowski confirmed that the studio has been working on a new AAA shooter since the beginning of 2016. Know for such games as Painkiller, Bulletstorm and Gears of War: Judgment,…

Battlefield 1 Officially Announced by EA

The Sword Is Drawn, EA Upholds It!   EA and DICE have officially announced Battlefield 1. The next game in the Battlefield franchise, is technically the first, chronologically speaking. Set during World War 1 and twenty eight years before 2002’s Battlefield 1942, this new entry is the earliest first-person…

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