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Today I woke up and chose violence. Video game violence.
These images are meant to cause pain. To make you relive certain traumas. To force you to suffer.
So… enjoy!
1. We held our breath until the disc loaded
Especially blue discs on the fat PS2s because you NEVER KNEW.
2. For the last time, NO I DO NOT WANT TO TURN ON STICKY KEYS
I just want to run ffs
3. You’re lying if you didn’t try to take a shot at this guy too
Who’s laughing NOW? *shoots repeatedly*
4. Who tf would do this??
I just wanna talk.
5. Wiimotes and TVs taught us the definition of schadenfreude
Funny to watch… until it happens to you
6. I don’t know how many more times I can handle rejection
At this point I’d rather call up my middle school crush and confess I liked them once.
7. Who else still has PTSD over this?
I still can’t turn it on without praying to every possible deity I can think of.
8. How to ruin someone’s day in two seconds or less:
At least the game’s save data is stored elsewhere, right?
9. Maybe this one is just funny, but still
Hope they don’t spend that penny all in one place!
10. Now that’s just sad
And gross. Sad gross.
11. Oh nooooo
Hope you weren’t planning on playing your PS Vita again…
12. When you saw this, your Pokemons’ lives flashed before your eyes
And after you’d worked so hard to find shinies…
13. Clean your gd keyboards
DIS-CUS-TANG
14. This triggered my gag reflex
I don’t want to pull apart my PS4 to find any friends, but I also don’t want friends. I feel so backed into a corner.
15. What a nice clean white PS5!
Would be a shame if someone were to… customize it.
16. Beat Saber released a new update!
Now all your custom songs are broken… again!
17. Why
Literally… just why? Who hurt you?
18. I’m sorry I included this image
Friendly reminder to WASH YOUR HANDS
19. When Nintendo said things were looking up, maybe they meant the left joy con?
If you’ve seen this screen every single time you try to play a game, you may be entitled to financial compensation.
20. Why (refrain)
This never makes sense. It seems to always solve itself. And yet we ALWAYS DO THIS DANCE, OCULUS.
21. Scalpers suck.
Scalpers suck.
I’d keep going but my heart is about to give out.
Send this to someone you hate!
