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Ah, Dr. Simon Forman! Your practice of astrology and physik is known across the land; your strong water was very instrumental in curing us all of the plague. Alas! It seems you’ve found yourself in a position where you require some assistance in seeing your querents, hmm? A sort of guide or walkthrough, mayhaps? Forsooth, is it not why you’ve found yourself here? Ne’er fear, for we at Hey Poor Player can readily assist. Continue reading, my good doctor, and we will assist you in your astrological readings to see that you unlock all achievements and all possible letters of recommendation in Astrologaster.

Simon Forman (1st visit): “How might I be cured of the plague?”

  • Choose the only option

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Avis Allen (1st visit): “I was up all night with a headache and chundering. What caused my suffering?”

  • Choose Cancer (Left): +40

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Thomas Blague (1st visit): “Should I invest in the Conquering Cherub? Or the Pride of Yarmouth?”

  • Choose A (Left): +20

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Emma Sharpe (1st visit): “Does George Middleton have any grave health conditions?”

  • Choose Leo (Right): +40

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Simon Forman (2nd visit): “The College of Physicians has dark intentions towards me. What should I do?”

  • Choose any option

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Riccardo Ferraro (1st visit): “I have pain during urination and in my lower back. What ails me?”

  • Choose Pisces (Left): +35

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Avis Allen (2nd visit): “I am Catholic. Should I obey the law and attend Protestant church services?”

  • Choose B (Up): +35
  • Achievement Unlocked: Coitus post consultatio

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Emilia Lanier (1st visit): “What is the cause of my swollen belly and my chunderings?”

  • Choose Scorpio (Up): +20

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Mary Payne (1st visit): “Are my neighbors, the Allens, hiding a Jesuit Priest?”

  • Choose B (Up): +20

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Riccardo Ferraro (2nd visit): “I suffer from uncontrollable laughter and dancing. What ails me?”

  • Choose Aquarius (Left): +20

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Emilia Lanier (2nd visit): “I feel heavy and lethargic, yet I cannot sleep. What ails me?”

  • Choose Virgo (Right): +20

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Avis Allen (3rd visit): “Is my lover engaging in intimacies with another woman?”

  • Choose A (Left): +15
  • Achievement Unlocked: First Letter of Recommendation

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Sybil Fortescue (1st visit): “My guests and I were stricken last eve with abdominal pain, chundering, and voiding from the fundament. What ailed us?”

  • Choose Virgo (Left): +45

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Emilia Lanier (3rd visit): “Will I be successful as a writer?”

  • Choose C (Right): -5

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Avis Allen (4th visit): “My husband is unable to rise to the occasion when performing his marital duties. What ails him?”

  • Choose Aries (Left): +35

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Simon Forman (3rd visit): “Will Avis and I ever be wed?”

  • Choose any option

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Thomas Blague (2nd visit): “Will my investment in Sir Walter Raleigh’s expedition to discover El Dorado pay off?”

  • During conversation: +40
  • Choose A (Left): -5

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Riccardo Ferraro (3rd visit): “I am bleeding from my fundament. What ails me?”

  • Choose Taurus (Up): +20

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Emilia Lanier (4th visit): “Who is the mysterious man prowling me?”

  • Choose C (Right): -10

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Emma Sharpe (2nd visit): “What condition does Mister Delamere suffer from?”

  • Choose Taurus (Right): +10

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Sybil Fortescue (2nd visit): “What caused my strange behavior at dinner?”

  • Choose Gemini (Right): +35

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Avis Allen (5th visit): “Who has been prowling me, and why?”

  • Choose any option

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Robert Devereux (1st visit): “My body does ooze a foul substance. What is my illness and how may I be cured?”

  • Choose Scorpio (Left): +50

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Avis Allen (6th visit): “Am I with child?”

  • Choose any option

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Nicholas Mugg (1st visit): “I ache all over, my throat is sore and I cough day and night. What ails me?”

  • Choose Leo (Right): +20

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Robert Devereux (2nd visit): “Are the Spanish ships sailing via Havana or direct from the Southern New World continent?”

  • Choose A (Left): +10

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Alice Blague (1st visit): “What be the cause of my morning illness?”

  • Choose Virgo (Left): +20

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Nicholas Mugg (2nd visit): “I ate some cherry pie. What ails me?”

  • During conversation: +20
  • Choose Cancer (Left): +20

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Simon Forman (4th visit): “Why does Avis no longer come to see me?”

  • Choose any option

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Alice Blague (Letter): +10

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Emilia Lanier (5th visit): “My reputation has been sullied by William Shakespeare’s bawdy poems. What should I do?”

  • During conversation: +55
  • Choose B (Up): +10
  • Achievement Unlocked: Second Letter of Recommendation

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Riccardo Ferraro (4th visit): “I suffer from a swollen belly, a tender chest, chundering and moodiness. What ails me?”

  • Choose Aries (Left): +20

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Nicholas Mugg (3rd visit): “Treat me for the Spotted Fever!”

  • During conversation: +20
  • Choose Libra (Right): +20
  • Achievement Unlocked: Third Letter of Recommendation

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Thomas Blague (3rd visit): “Will my investment in an expedition to capture Spanish treasure ships pay off?”

  • During conversation: +70
  • Choose B (Up): +20
  • Achievement Unlocked: Fourth Letter of Recommendation

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Emilia Lanier (6th visit): “Will I ever be able to trust or love a man again?”

  • Choose A (Left): -15
  • Achievement Unlocked: Complete Emilia Lanier’s Storyline

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Lancelot Moore (1st visit): “How can I avoid marrying my cousin, Barbara?”

  • Choose C (Right): +10

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Mary Payne (2nd visit): “The Spanish Armada is coming! Will the Royal Navy return in time to defend England’s coast?”

  • Choose C (Right): +20

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Lancelot Moore (Letter): +20

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Nicholas Mugg (4th visit): “What humoural imbalance do I have?”

  • Choose Cancer (Left)

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Lancelot Moore (2nd visit): “How may I win the heart of my true love?”

  • Choose C (Right): +10

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Alice Blague (2nd visit): “What secret is my husband hiding?”

  • Choose B (Up): +10

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Emma Sharpe (3rd visit): “What ailment troubles Lord Henry Dyer?”

  • During conversation: +40
  • Choose Libra (Left): +10
  • Achievement Unlocked: Fifth Letter of Recommendation

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Avis Allen (7th visit): “I have a lingering cough. How might I be cured of it?”

  • Choose any option
  • Achievement Unlocked: Complete Avis Allen’s Storyline

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Riccardo Ferraro (5th visit): “What does the future hold for me and my mother?”

  • Choose any option
  • Achievement Unlocked: Complete Riccardo Ferraro’s Storyline

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Simon Forman (5th visit): “Who is to blame for the death of my beloved Avis?”

  • Choose any option

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Nicholas Mugg (5th visit): “I have pustulous swellings on my body. What ails me?”

  • Choose any option
  • Achievement Unlocked: Complete Nicholas Mugg’s Storyline

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You must now defend yourself against the College of Physicians. Show the court your authority on astrology and physik!

Which planet or star represents authority?

  • The Sun

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Men are from mars, women are from:

  • That’s not astrology!

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Phlegm is:

  • Cold and moist

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Which zodiac rules over the privy parts?

  • Scorpio

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Alas! Even though you’ve clearly proven your superior ability to divine God’s will through the stars to the College of Physicians, they’ve thrown you in gaol. However will you free yourself from this predicament? Click the next page to find out!

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