Ubisoft Announces South Park Collectibles

“I assume you must be Cartman, because you’re fat.”

South Park Collectibles

Ubisoft just announced an official collection for the upcoming release for its latest South Park game The Fractured But Whole, which will consist of four collectible figurines standing between three and six inches tall. UbiCollectibles teamed with South Park Studios to create these items. The collection consists of: The Coon, Professor Chaos, and two versions of Mysterion, one version standing at three inches, and the other at six.

Fans may recognize these iterations of some of our favorite South Park characters from the various superhero episodes that sparked up after the rise in popularity of superhero movies.

For those who don’t know (or are living under a rock) the Coon is Eric Cartman’s alter ego. The usually villainous Cartman attempts instead to be the “hero” that South Park needs, but really just continues to be Cartman, only this time in a mask. Professor Chaos is the alter ego of the bumbling but adorable Butters Stotch, who in his alternate form is set on bringing about – you guessed it – chaos to the town of South Park. Mysterion is the Batman-esque alter ego of Kenny McCormick, coming in two variations. Kenny/Mysterion at three inches is rocking his iconic kangaroo briefs while six inch Kenny stands stoic against the winds of South Park, a silent protector and a symbol of justice.

All figurines are currently available through the EU Ubisoft store and are currently up for preorder in the collectibles section of the US store. Also currently available in the store is a remote control Coon mobile bundle and something labeled a “fart pillow” which acts something like a cuddly fart machine.

South Park: The Fractured But Whole is available for pre-order now on the Xbox One, PlayStation 4, and PC and will be released in Spring of 2017. Anyone who pre-orders South Park: The Fractured But Whole will receive a free digital copy of the Stick of Truth for play immediately upon download.

Beth Meadows
A graduate of Full Sail University in the field of Game Design, Beth currently works at a small game development studio as a QA Engineer (a fancy name for a QA Tester - which means she plays video games for a living). Beth is obsessed with Heroclix and loves all things BioWare. In her spare time she enjoys gaming, reading, writing, and playing with her dogs (yes, she's a crazy dog mom). She's also quite a big fan of sleeping and eating and is trying to figure out how to combine these abilities.

Review Archives

  • 2021 (17)
  • 2020 (302)
  • 2019 (157)
  • 2018 (252)
  • 2017 (434)
  • 2016 (427)
  • 2015 (172)
  • 2014 (92)
  • 2013 (29)
  • 2012 (11)
  • 2011 (9)
  • 2010 (12)

Join Our Discord!

Join Our Discord!

Click the icon above to join our Discord! Ask a Mod or staff member to make you a member to see all the channels.