Genital Jousting Penetrates Steam Today

My Body Is ready.

genital jousting

Yes, you read that right. Genital Jousting, developed by independent studio Free Lives (Broforce) and published by Devolver Digital (who else) have released the multiplayer party game on Steam Early Access.

Here’s a rundown of the game courtesy of Devolver Digital PR lead Stephanie Tinsley-Fitzwilliam that has to be read to be believed. If this description doesn’t have you rushing to your desktop to download the game, you’re dead to me:

“Genital Jousting is an online and local multiplayer party game about flaccid penises and wiggly anuses for up to eight players at once, which are actual words in this press release. Lemme ‘splain: Players control a detached penis complete with testicles and an anus in a variety of game modes, each featuring a stimulating orgy of objectives: Penetrate and be penetrated as fast as possible or compete in absurd, silly and sexually suggestive games and challenges.

Through the Early Access period Free Lives will continue to update Genital Jousting with new features, game modes, challenges, and customizable gear for your digital penis. Players are encouraged to provide feedback and game ideas to Free Lives via the community forums, social media and good old fashioned email to help shape the final game and make it everything anyone has ever wanted out of a game about detached penises.”

Phew. I need a cigarette.

Pucker your butts and check out the glorious Early Access launch trailer below:

Genital Jousting is now available for a mere $4.99. Check out the official Steam page here.

So, who else plans to hang out with their wang out with this quirky party title? Be sure to let us know in the comments secion.

Frank has been the caffeine-fueled evil overlord of HeyPoorPlayer since 2008. He speaks loudly and carries a big stick to keep the staff of the HPP madhouse in check. A collector of all things that blip and beep, he has an extensive collection of retro consoles and arcade machines crammed into his house. Currently playing: Chorus (XSX), Battlefield 2042 (XSX), Xeno Crisis (Neo Geo)

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