Top 5 Video Games That Should be Movies

4. Fat Princess

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Okay, just hear me out on this one. Fat Princess may sound like a ridiculous entry on this list, but just think about it for a moment. This is an outlandish cartoon game wherein the objective is to retrieve your princess from the opposing team’s camp, all the while said team is feeding your princess in an attempt to make her more stocky and harder to carry. There are different classes, too, knights, wizards, archers, etc. The little guys battle furiously, leaving trails of blood behind them.

This would make a perfect animated feature, à la Pixar movies. I can see the story now, a group of colorful men and women set out on a misadventure to save their princess, all the while the dreaded enemy captain is force feeding the poor captive—hilarity is sure to ensue. Along the way our heroes may need to learn more skills to overcome the adversity they are sure to face, hence the game’s upgrade system. It could all be worked into a nice, neat package that would perfectly fit the game’s style and tone, almost like an adult orientated Lego Movie.

Dean Moses was born in England in February of 1991. At the age of nineteen he moved to New York City, where he hoped to fulfill two of his longtime dreams: marry the love of his life and become an author. For the past five years he has written for newspapers, including the New York Amsterdam News and the Spring Creek Sun, as well as transcribed for the New York Times’ Lens Blog. He is the author of A Stalled Ox from 1888's Black Hill Press. Dean currently resides in Queens, New York with his wife and two cats.

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