Jack is back with a brand new sack, which is very whack.
After several weeks without a new garbage sack, I have returned at last with a nice bag of Christmas-themed garbage, perfect for this post-Christmas season. Timeliness, ho! I hope you enjoy it.
Our first video follows a man and his two kids who, in their quest to find a Christmas tree, have to overcome bad autopilots, death, and an old lady who thinks she’s a bear.
You have probably had two things on your mind this December; Christmas, and the pungent corporate over-promotion of Star Wars. Now I give to you a video which combines both.
Our next video follows a very Russian Santa as he spreads the gift of alcoholism, and maybe fights a bunch of video game characters??? I don’t know, it gets weird towards the end. Help me.
The Grinch messed with the wrong hombres in our next video. Now the only gifts he’ll be getting are death, lead, and third degree burns.
I was looking for some sort of Christmas-themed Undertale video, and this was the best I could find. I only did this because Jay won’t stop talking about this game, no matter how hard the rest of us try to bribe him. Enjoy???
Christmas is no excuse for bad behavior, especially not if you’re a Pokemon. This next video is full of naughty Pokemon. No, not that kind, Deviantart. Who even let you in?
And to close out our festive garbage, here is a lovely and heartwarming song, courtesy of the developer of Yandere Simulator. Who knew that a violent anime psychopath could have such a lovely singing voice.
Thanks for tuning in, hope your Christmas was good, and I’ll be seeing you next week when the garbage sack returns to its normal schedule. Happy holidays! Of trash!