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Amazon Listing For Iconic Game Memorabilia Yields Fleshy (Definitely NSFW) Fruit

Well, I’m not quite sure that’s the head coupling Half-Life 2’s Dr. Isaac was referring to

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While perusing the endless online retail shopping experience that is the internet last night for exotic Half-Life 2 memorabilia for my son, my wife got more than she bargained for when she clicked a link described as “Half-Life 2 Headcrab hat.”

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It’s no secret that the iconic parasites from Valve Software’s monolithic FPS series have a penchant for deep and dirty inter-cranial penetration when they fuse with the synapses of their unfortunate hosts, but this is a bit ridiculous. Valve’s products may take time before they see the light of day, but they’re always quality products. The reviews for this luxurious garment seem to indicate this item is no exception.

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All we can say is we’re happy to see that, much like Half-Life 2’s reformed brain-munching headcrab Lamar, this interesting Half-Life 2 collector’s piece has also been de-beaked.

Have you come across any unseemly items when searching for video game collectibles? Be sure to share your tales of terror in the comments section below.

 

 

 

Frank has been the caffeine-fueled evil overlord of HeyPoorPlayer since 2008. He speaks loudly and carries a big stick to keep the staff of the HPP madhouse in check. A collector of all things that blip and beep, he has an extensive collection of retro consoles and arcade machines crammed into his house. Currently playing: Dodonpachi Dai-Ou-Jou (Arcade), Shovel Knight: Treasure Trove (Switch), Neo Turf Masters (Neo Geo)
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