Dual Citizenship: Conception II Announced for Europe



Hey baby, you wanna get lucky? And by get lucky, I do, in fact, mean make some babies with god powers so we can go fight evil monsters in a giant, vulvic labyrinth? You wanna do that?

…Where are you going?

…okay. : (

Trying to get a date, but failing miserably because you smell like a trash compactor? Live in Europe? Then I have good news for you! No, it’s not a lovely lady who is endlessly turned on by your dumb fedora and conveniently lacks a sense of smell. Keep on hoping for that one, buddy. But what I DO have for you is confirmation that Conception II: Children of the Seven Stars is coming to Europe as a digital download! So wipe the cheeto dust of your 3DS or Vita, you lonely limey, because it’s time to get your magical freak on with seven femme fatal warriors to save the world!

Conception II puts you in the shoes of a God’s Gift, one given the power needed to help save the world from monsters while maintaining relationships with seven dashing lady heroines. Turn-based RPG goodness with plenty of strategy is yours, and building your relationships will allow you to create elemental Star Children to aid you in the fight. Conception II will release in Europe as a digital download for 3DS and Playstation Vita, and will be available in the US both physically and digitally. The due date on this baby is sometime in Spring 2014. For more hot nudes ultrasounds of this baby up until its launch, stay tuned here!

Jay Petrequin started writing at HeyPoorPlayer in the summer of 2012, but first got his start writing for It's Super Effective, a Pokemon podcast that happened to be a reflection of two of his biggest interests: pocket monsters, and making people listen to him say things.

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