Misadventures in Batman: Arkham Knight Playstation 4 Unboxing

Misadventures in Batman: Arkham Knight Playstation 4 Unboxing

Jun 25, 2015

The Batman: Arkham Knight Playstation 4 holds many adventures, and many adventures were had in getting it open. Ladies and gentlebats, it has been a long time since we did any kind of live-action video here at Hey Poor Player. Aside from Jack Hils’ immaculate treasure trove known as the Youtube Garbage Sack, video content isn’t something we usually...

Youtube Garbage Sack: Pain is Painful

Youtube Garbage Sack: Pain is Painful

Jun 15, 2015

This week; a lego FPS, the weirdest FNAF parody you’ve ever seen, and some other abbreviation that doesn’t start with an F. It’s that time of the week again! Time to put together a bunch of videos I’ve seen online and share them with the world! Whether the world wants them or not.   I have weird tastes in videos. I enjoy absurdity...

Hot Pockets Hosts Special E3 Snapchat

Hot Pockets Hosts Special E3 Snapchat

Jun 12, 2015

I can’t believe I just wrote that. Hot Pockets, popular manufacturer of cheesy sandwich tube monstrosities, has announced that at E3 this year, they will be hostingĀ a special E3-themed series of snaps from their newly-launched Snapchat account. From the account, HotPocketsBrand, viewers can follow the exploits of Max Melter, a commando in a gritty...

Youtube Garbage Sack 02/21/2015: I Am Become Die

Youtube Garbage Sack 02/21/2015: I Am Become Die

Feb 21, 2015

This week: Breaking broken games, finding sausage in the buttgrass, and remixing remixes that should never have been remixed. Hey there, interplanes. How have you been? I am fine. The sack for this week might be a tad on the short side, but after that extra-spicy double-chocolate cardiac explosion of content last time? I think this will suffice just fine. No,...

Hey Poor Podcast Episode 27: And You Can Finally Fight That Bear

Hey Poor Podcast Episode 27: And You Can Finally Fight That Bear

Feb 3, 2015

http://www.heypoorplayer.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/HPP-272.mp3 http://www.heypoorplayer.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/HPP-272.mp3 Podcast: Play in new window | EmbedThe Hey Poor Podcast will tell you why most video games are probably very stupid, but a few are only moderately stupid.   Jay is joined by Adam, Gary, and Jack to talk about...

Youtube Garbage Sack 01/16/15: A Fecal Situation

Youtube Garbage Sack 01/16/15: A Fecal Situation

Jan 16, 2015

Welcome to the internet media dog kennel.     Well now, what’s all this? Surely this can’t be right. Santa Jay’s Youtube Garbage Sack just came, and rightfully so! The holiday season has only just passed, so what could be this strange yet alluring article on which you lay your beautiful, sparkling eyes? Well, it just so happens tat I...