Feb 9, 2011

I regret to inform you that this game is very, very good. Why would I regret something that is very good? Well, that's easy - this game will destroy your life.

Jan 19, 2011

I didn't want to get burned again. I didn't want to learn to love an MMO again. I didn't want to pay the goddamned subscription. But I did. So you get a review.

Jan 13, 2011

'Oh, you mean the pixellation? That usually only happens when I take off my pants.'

Dec 31, 2010

Chances are that if you’re a thirtysomething male gamer like myself, you remember Boob Rai, uh, Tomb Raider, being released for the original Playstation in the ’90′s. You’ll also remember Tomb Raider II. And Tomb Raider III. Then Tomb Raider: Underworld. Tomb Raider: Underwear. Tomb Raider: The Search For More Money. Tomb Raider: Look At...

Dec 21, 2010

Platform: XBox 360 / Playstation 3 Genre: Arcade Port Players: 6 Publisher: Konami / Backbone Entertainment Cost: 800 MS points for XBLA / $9.99 on PSN Konami hit on a good thing when they snatched up the video game rights to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and put out its arcade game for it. Little did they know that they’d be setting up the gravy train for...

Dec 9, 2010

Pac Man is a name that needs no introduction. He’s fast, he’s yellow. He lives in a maze, has a pill addiction, and when he scores a big pill he eats ghosts. Hailing from the seventies...