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Suicide Squad Review

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An open letter of intervention to the DC/WB Cinematic Universe. It is time, once again, to review movies. Today, we need to get super-serious about something. When you see…
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Assassin’s Creed Movie Review

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Ubisoft’s star franchise falls flat on its face after a leap of faith into a new medium.   I had low expectations going into this movie, but I still…
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Top 7 Last Minute Christmas Movie Gifts

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Holy holiday shopping, Batman! Greetings, Movie Buffs, with only a couple days left to shop, you had better be past your making lists and checking them (at least the…
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Rogue One Review

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I Am One With The Force, The Force Is With Me I know you’re worried about spoilers, so let me give you the bottom line. Rogue One isn’t a…
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Tron Movie Review

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Tron: A Vision of the Present Greetings, Programs! While my first review was a new movie, most of my reviews will be older films, familiar or not. I like…
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Doctor Strange Movie Review

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Marvel Gets Strange. Greetings, Masters of the Mystic Arts! My name is The Professor, and it is my job to review movies for HeyPoorPlayer.com. Usually, I will review a…

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