Life is Strange Episode 4: Dark Room Review

Life is Strange Episode 4: Dark Room Review

Jul 28, 2015

Life is emotionally exhausting.   Teenagers are weird. If you are one, as I’m sure some of our readers are, then hey; it’s nothing personal. I was still one of you until about six months ago, so I still freshly and potently “know that feel.” That’s been part of my stance throughout reviewing each subsequent episode of Life is Strange,...

Hey Poor Podcast Episode 37: DJ Jay P Strikes Back

Hey Poor Podcast Episode 37: DJ Jay P Strikes Back

Jul 22, 2015

http://www.heypoorplayer.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/HPP-371.mp3 http://www.heypoorplayer.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/HPP-371.mp3 Podcast: Play in new window | EmbedCrankin’ tunes, Googlin’ better recording equipment. Our most recent episode burned its own house down, shot everyone at it’s job, and walked into the sea. As such, there...

Deception IV: The Nightmare Princess Review

Deception IV: The Nightmare Princess Review

Jul 21, 2015

More malevolent fun than a swinging hammer to the face   Imagine if you will, a game that allows you to build a delightfully sadistic Rube Goldberg machine to destroy your enemies with a watchmaker’s precision. A game where you lure your foes into bear traps to immobilize them, only to send them flying headlong across the room with a swinging...

Shantae: Risky’s Revenge Director’s Cut Review

Shantae: Risky’s Revenge Director’s Cut Review

Jul 13, 2015

There’s a reason we keep genies in lamps, not the kitchen sink.   As the prophecy said, on their 25th year, WayForward has done the unspeakable: they have started porting all their games. I jest, but it’s true. WayForward is celebrating 25 years in the game-making business, and has begun putting out special edition versions of some of their...

Lost Dimension Preview

Lost Dimension Preview

Jul 2, 2015

Save the world and uncover traitors in your ranks in ATLUS and Lancarse’s upcoming apocalyptic SRPG Lost Dimension   We at Hey Poor Player recently went hands-on with Lost Dimension, the upcoming strategy RPG developed by Lancarse and published by ATLUS in North America. The game, which is set to release later this month for the PlayStation 3 and...

Misadventures in Batman: Arkham Knight Playstation 4 Unboxing

Misadventures in Batman: Arkham Knight Playstation 4 Unboxing

Jun 25, 2015

The Batman: Arkham Knight Playstation 4 holds many adventures, and many adventures were had in getting it open. Ladies and gentlebats, it has been a long time since we did any kind of live-action video here at Hey Poor Player. Aside from Jack Hils’ immaculate treasure trove known as the Youtube Garbage Sack, video content isn’t something we usually...