Jay Petrequin

If danger had a face…oh, if danger had a face. Jay Petrequin started writing at HeyPoorPlayer in the summer of 2012, but has always been a writer, be it in the form of articles and reviews here at HPP or in that of fiction and articles written over at Jay has been a gamer from a young age, first finding his legs on a GBA and a copy of Pokemon Sapphire. He enjoys a game with a strong narrative and art design, but also appreciates the retro stuff from before his time. Jay also has a passion for comics, movies and anime. Favorite games: Okami, Bioshock, Shadow of the Colossus, Xenoblade Chronicles, The World Ends With You, Pokemon Emerald, Bastion

Full Mojo Rampage Review

Full Mojo Rampage will leave you wanting to rage.   For some, gaming is all about masochism. In such pairs of eyes, a game is not truly worthy…
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Hey Poor Podcast Episode 65: E, Thrice!

Jay "References to Previous Episodes" Petrequin, Francis "Time to make Sounds in the Microphone" DiPersio and Anthony "I Can't Wait to Look Up Digimon Hentai Later" Spivey come…
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Grand Kingdom Review

Grand Kingdom marches forth for justice, glory, and the jingle of coin. The emergence of games like Fire Emblem and the older Final Fantasy entries over in Japan…

The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild Plays…

The new Zelda is still about swords and gear, but its also about gravity and large objects. Today’s Nintendo Treehouse broadcast started off strong with a new trailer…
Trials of the blood dragon

Trials of the Blood Dragon is the Mashup Nobody…

It’s like Nickelodeon made a game.   Remember Far Cry 3? That was a really good Ubisoft game. Ubisoft thought so too, because they later released the infamously strange…
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Eagle Flight VR Flocks to E3

Alfred Hitchcock is rolling in his grave.   Ubisoft’s 2016 E3 conference involves, as it does every year, a lot of guns being shot, and a lot of…

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