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Uncharted Waters Online Gets Third Expansion

Uncharted Waters Online Gets New Expansion

Uncharted Waters Online has gotten the third chapter of its expansion Episode Atlantis, titled Chapter: Acropolis. Uncharted Waters Online has released the third chapter of its latest expansion, Episode…

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Realpolitiks Gets Release Date

Developer 1C has announced the release date for their strategy game Realpolitiks. 1C has announced that Realpolitiks, a modern-day, streamlined real-time grand strategy developed by Jujubee, will be released in…

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Tom Clancy’s Ghost Recon: Wildlands Beta Registrations Now Open

Ghost Recon: Wildlands beta registrations are now open, new trailer offers tantalizing look at war-ravaged Bolivia. Ubisoft has announced that those hoping to get an early taste of Tom…

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Rumor: Konami set to launch a new TurboGrafx console?

Konami files new trademark for TurboGrafx. Rumours have been speculating online that long time video game giant Konami are set to release an updated version of the classic TurboGrafx-16…

Ark: Survival Evolved Gets Survivor's Pack

Ark: Survival Evolved Gets Survivor’s Pack

Ark: Survival Evolved has gotten its newest update, Survivor’s Pack, for the PlayStation 4 from developers Studio Wildcard. Studio Wildcard brings dinosaur-infested fun to the PlayStation 4 in North…

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Sniper Elite 4 Shoots To Thrill In ‘Italy 1943’ Trailer

Become a hunter of fascists in Sniper Elite 4. With the February release of Sniper Elite 4 fast approaching, developer Rebellion has released a new trailer for the game…

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Woody Pop Retro Review (Sega Game Gear)

Balls to the wall! I have said it many times before and I am sure I will say it…

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Yopaz Ice Star Retro Review (Atari Jaguar CD)

When you wish upon a star! This relatively new homebrew title for the Jag CD is actually a sequel…

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Butcher Review

There will be blood One aspect of platform games that has always perplexed me is just how benign most…

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Final Fantasy XV Review

Final Fantasy XV shows that limits can still be broken.   Final Fantasy is probably the most oxymoronic title…

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Kokurase Episode 2 Review

Disney’s “Recess” Meets “Deadly Premonition” Well, it’s official.  With its second episode, Kokurase has officially gone completely off the…

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Alice VR Review

A trip down the virtual rabbit hole I’m starting to realize just how hard it is to review virtual…

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Top 6 Christmas-Themed Games

Joy(pads) to the world It’s that time of year again. Around the festive season, people love to compile lists of their favorite Christmas movies, music, and TV shows. While…

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Second Opinion: Pokemon’s First Gen Is Also Its Worst

There’s A Snake Whose Name Is Just “Snake” Backwards This is not a series about games you haven’t heard of.  This is a series about games EVERYONE has heard…

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Picking Apart Death Stranding’s Game Awards Trailer

The latest trailer for Kojima Productions’ Death Stranding paint’s an eerie, oil-slick picture. Join us as we pick apart the pieces in our trailer tear-down. Last night at the…

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Resident Evil 7 Is Shaping Up To Be PSVR’s First…

Resident Evil 7: Biohazard thrives in VR, delivering what could be the best case for the PSVR to date. Following this last Week’s PlayStation Experience in San Francisco, California,…

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NES on 3DS – 10 Games That Impress On The…

The NES Mini isn’t the only way to play official versions of classic Nintendo games outside of buying the real thing! Over the years there haven’t been many console…

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Things Just Aren’t The Same Since Sega Left The Hardware…

Despite the company’s many missteps, the industry could learn a thing or two from Sega’s unrivaled passion for creativity.   We’re creeping up on two decades since Sega stepped…

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Tron Movie Review

Tron: A Vision of the Present Greetings, Programs! While my first review was a new movie, most of my reviews will be older films, familiar or not. I like…

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Movie Review: Doctor Strange

Marvel Gets Strange. Greetings, Masters of the Mystic Arts! My name is The Professor, and it is my job to review movies for HeyPoorPlayer.com. Usually, I will review a…

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Agony Preview

Always Ten Steps Behind, Always Ten Steps Below There’s no denying that Madmind Studios’ Agony is a beautiful game…

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Legrand Legacy Preview

A promising Pre-Alpha. With the recent and incredibly successful release of Final Fantasy XV…

Highrisers Hits Kickstarter, Steam Greenlight

Highrisers Hits Kickstarter, Steam Greenlight

Solar Powered Games have launched the Kickstarter & Steam Greenlight campaigns for their RPG…

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Final Fantasy XV Review

Final Fantasy XV shows that limits can still be broken.   Final Fantasy is probably the most oxymoronic title…

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Should You Play Final Fantasy XIV?

Will Final Fantasy XIV be your new longterm MMO relationship?   It is no…

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Video Feature: Why Max Payne 3 Failed

From New York to Sao Paulo, where did Max Payne 3 go wrong? Hey everyone,…

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