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Guns… In… Spaaaace – Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel Review

The most Borderlands Game Since The Last Borderlands Game  Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel is a game that feels very much at odds with itself. It attempts to revitalize the formula that Borderlands 2 set into place with low gravity and limited oxygen mechanics (along with a new type of gear, the o2 kit or “Oz Kit”), […]
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8-Player Smash, Mewtwo Returns- 50 Facts About Super Smash Bros for Wii U Round-Up

Mewtwo confirmed. 8-player matches. new game modes out the butt. New bill passed making Christmas last all year, every year. I may have lied about that last one.   Alright, you Smashy-ass Bros, let’s talk. Mere minutes ago, Nintendo concluded a 35-minute stream, featuring 50 facts about Super Smash Bros for Wii U! A whole […]
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Senran Kagura: Shinovi Versus Review

A face-smashing, button-popping good time.   You’d be forgiven if, at least at first glance, you overlooked Senran Kagura: Shinovi Versus as just another dose of sweaty-palmed fan service. Marvelous and Tamsoft’s new musou brawler is rife with pendulous teenage pugilists, out-of-control upskirts, and breast physics that are so outrageous they could make Hironobu Itagaki […]
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Kickstarter Watch: Thea: The Awakening

The shadowy and the Slavic come together in Thea: The Awakening.   Few things in this industry are more exciting than seeing a group of game developers from different projects all come together, to pour all their ideas into a big ol’ melting pot of new-ness. Thea: The Awakening is a product of just such an idea […]
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Hack Magic Woman- Gabriel Knight: Sins of the Fathers Review

Gabriel Knight: Sins of the Fathers needs a witch doctor, stat.   Do you ever have a really bad night that you can trace back to a single thing? Maybe it ends with a huge argument with someone you live with, all because you put off doing the dishes one time too many. Maybe it […]
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Podcasts

Hey Poor Podcast Episode 24: BayonettaGate

Posted by on Oct 18, 2014

http://www.heypoorplayer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/HPP-241.mp3 Podcast: Play in new window | EmbedClose the gate! Lock the door! Entitled gamers, be no more!   Oh,...

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Super Smash Bros 3DS Update Released

Posted by on Oct 27, 2014

“More pleasant online experience” Promised in Update.   Nintendo has released an update for Super Smash Bros 3DS. Patch notes for version 1.0.3 are relatively...

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News

Nordic Games Acquires Rights to de Blob from THQ

Posted by on Oct 31, 2014

Austrian publisher adds de Blob to its expanding list of THQ-published properties Vienna based publisher Nordic Games has announced the acquisition of yet another THQ property this...

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Late to the Game

Late to the Game – Ready for Adventure? Fez Review (PS4)

Posted by on Aug 31, 2014

A puzzling techno-spiritual journey to discover divine cosmic geometry; also owls. Fez possesses a very immaculate magic to its isolated, abandoned atmosphere and its subtle nods...

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